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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

So they tried

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Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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share office space ...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

What's your favorite stupid joke?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts